if swift gave 5 dollars to every man she dated she would be in debt

if swift gave 5 dollars to every man she dated, she would give about $30. so much debt.

Fair point, but who the fuck cares how many people she’s dated? She could date 40 million people or 7 and still be hella rad, because the amount of boyfriends a person has doesn’t equal that person’s value.




life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”